The New Boar

We had to fetch a waitress to get our meal ordered. We waited over an hour and had to complain to get our starters. No mains delivered despite continual chasing the staff. After two hours and a heated argument with management, we left the premises.

Very nice bed & furnishings, excellent restaurant with out-door space. Easy check-out. Staff were very friendly and helpful. Convenient parking. Bathroom could do with a good deep cleanse, windows need updating so they can be opened - paint was peeling.

So let me explain... I came here 3 weeks ago for the first time. I'm back for my birthday. I have no affiliation with this venue. This is a god's honest review. I rocked up early to be unexpectedly greeted by Marie and her husband who arrive at 4am to keep this place looking immaculate, and it's just that. Its spotless. She's so lovely she hugged me. You're not getting that kind of reception at the Langham! Next up, the wonderful Dee who, for the 2nd time , went way beyond necessity to accommodate myself and my partner. She is the epitome of customer service, sweetness and light personified.. I've yet to meet anyone that surpasses her in hospitality. Time for shenanigans. The mixologist of Essex...THE MAN.....Francesco. As smooth as his cocktails...I've not tasted a better one in years. The stunning Mandy is also behind the bar..so friendly..I divulged all of my secrets within 10 mins. I rinsed off her ears and she didn't bar an eyelid. A 5* hotel concierge in waiting I'm not a fan of regular pubs. But this isn't a regular pub. It's beautiful. This is the Mal Maison of Aybridge but way better. None of the ponce with all of the class and sexy ambience you might want. I wanted that for my birthday and I got it in droves. The decor is flirtatiously delicious.. the patrons divine ( shout out to Big Dave who I encountered at the bar) and incredibly, I think they are undercharging. I used to do mystery shopping and I've paid twice this price for places that don't hit the spot. It's pristine, elegant and scrumptious. The New Boar gets it right..whether your here for business or leisure. I love this place. You'd be crazy not to stay here. The food is top notch too..I ate the Gamberino with my hands because it was so delicious. Thank you all so much for making this a birthday I won't ever forget. In the words of Arnold.....I'll be back. Gimme a couple of weeks to recover. This was some kind of birthday