Museum Lane Hotel

Where to begin…… As I set on my journey from Ireland to Amsterdam with my colleagues for a work trip, go tobann we arrived at 11 and we were told to come back at 2, we then explored the city and arrived at 5 to be later told our room was not ready and there was no cleaner until 9 we waited for over an hour when we decided we had enough so myself and my colleague offered to change the sheets as we were absolutely wrecked from travelling, so we stripped the sheets and put new ones on as we are experienced household employees from a 5 star hotel and were made to work on our holiday.** not good enough ** If it wasn’t for Bernie the receptionist who was under immense pressure and was on the verge of meltdown we would have left. So she let us raid the fridge and enjoyed a lovely cool beverage of water and coke. She was also letting us have a late checkout which we were very grateful. We later found out Bernie had had enough and left the job for a better opportunity so her word meant nothing. There was a also another family going to the airport and were going to miss their flight, my colleague saved the day by calling them an Uber. We arrived in our room and to our horror, the toilet was our next enemy. It was Constanlty flowing like a waterfall and would not flush. We informed Bernie, who said they will have a look tomorrow. Tomorrow never came, however on the third day the toilet rose again and we woke up on a swimming pool. Our colleagues below us had a electrical shower, thank god no one was hurt. The next thing we heard was a bang at the door, an uninvited male asked us to check out, but we informed him there must of been a breakdown of communication in the system as we had made a deal as previously agreed with Bernie. We looked down and the place was drowned the water level had risen, looked like the canal had made its way up to the fourth floor. We were wrongly accused of damaging their plumbing system!!!!!!! As per receptionist the place was full of 💩which was us !!!!! 👀We must mention the stairs another safety hazard not suitable for anyone as I presume the stairway to heaven is an easier to climb!!! One colleague suffered a terrible concussion from the box mid floor left had side please be careful falls risk!! The reception which claims to be 24 hour service was NOT!!! We had to hand our keys over every time we left the building with a tacky shoe key ring attached. To add to this nightmare, I was also locked out of the downstairs toilet due to faulty locks and had to escape for my life. All in All there’s no place like home And this place is literally full of 💩 except Bernie and benji

I pre booked online, however I Had my passport stolen and that's where the nightmare begins. I do have it saved as a pic on my phone, so was hopeful. I was stressed so needed a sleep as tomorrow is a new day. They wouldn't accept that as is it's gov policy. This was 10 at night, panic hit!!! However they told me to walk To the police station, get the police to call them and confirm I can stay and I'll be allowed to, so that's what I did(police station 2 miles away) After extensive talks with the police I persuaded them to ring him...he then told them I wasn't welcome there, I'm annoying and I owed them €800 for one night stay!!! I'm lost for words!! A wonderful hotel let me stay with just a phone pic of my passport even though that was an extra 200 euros, but upto that point I thought I was on the streets. Please avoid this place!

A REGA NO! Ho prenotato con una mia amica . Nessun bagno in camera come dice, la camera è una sarcofago 2mx1 pure sporco. Le coperte usate e non cambiate dopo gli ospiti precedenti, asciugamani idem, lavandino in camera, sporco pure quello. Durante la notte ho sentito rumori di zampette di topo palesemente. Scale ripidissime ma vabbe è una caratteristica olandese. Almeno l acqua spero sia potabile perché l’ho bevuta. Pregate per me che non fosse acqua dei canali. Per quello che costa andate da un’altra parte. Non si possono aprire le finestre ma puzza quindi se proprio volete alloggiare qua almeno quelle apritele, io l’ho fatto. Il personale abbastanza indifferente. Il bagno condiviso con altre 3 stanze e per carità ho visto di peggio ma scomodissimo e poco confortevole… bho scappate

personale cordiale e molto disponibile, l'hotel si trova in una posizione centralissima a pochi passi dai grandi punti di interesse di amsterdam, fermate di metro e tram ad un centinaio di mentri. La camera che abbiamo richiesto noi era "camera doppia piccola con bagno privato" effettivamente piccola ma vivibile per quello che ci è servito. Unico grande difetto che ci ha lasciato insoddisfatti è il fatto che per legge non si possono aprire e finestre perciò eravamo baricati in camera senza impianto di areazione ci sentivamo soffocare, dopo la doccia dovevamo lasciare la orta della camera aperta per poter respirare un po',

Cet hôtel n est pas un hôtel mais une honte ! Très sale, literie dégeu et vieille. Draps troués, moquette sale, rideaux sales. Le robinet de la salle de bain ne tenait pas bien. Pas de possibilité d ouvrir la fenêtre donc pas d aération, la salle de bain non plus. Murs très fins donc on entend tout (les gens parlent et ne se rendent pas compte que la chambre d à côté peut parler avec eux !). Un employé était dédaigneux. On a voulu se faire rembourser et partir, soi disant impossible ! Scandaleux!!!! N y allez pas !!!!!!!!