Telemachos Village

Absolutely disgusting hotel rooms, food, customer service stay well clear of here, no hot water, food is vile, rooms stink staff are terrible, staff prioritizing there own kids and leaving the guest vile come coments from staff not worth the money

The hotel meets the standards of a 3-star establishment, so guests should not expect the level of service found at 4 or 5-star hotels. The food served was satisfactory, and the drinks were excellent. The staff provided friendly service, with Dima, in particular, going above and beyond by preparing my favorite drink—a combination of wine and Sprite—every time he saw me hahaha... A couple of points to note: the music at the pool was not consistently playing, which was a bit disappointing, and the internet connection could use some improvement. Overall, the inclusive holiday experience was enjoyable, and I would definitely consider returning in the future.

Me and a friend have just come home from a 8 night stay in this so called holiday club.. We arrived at 2 30pm and couldn't check in until 3pm which wasn't a problem because we only had half hour left so we could book in.. We went for some lunch because the restaurant was open until 3pm.. When we sat down to eat the food was stone cold and didn't taste very nice but we just thought because the restaurant had been open from 1pm it was just the last of the food So didn't really think much of it being horrible... By the time we had finished lunch it was time for us to check in so we done so and given our key and on we went on our way to find our room without any guidance from the staff on where to go... I asked for a 1st floor room because I have mobility problems but wasn't given what I asked for... We opened the door of our room and it was awful.. The bathroom was disgusting.. The door of the bathroom had fallen apart on the bottom which we later found out that when we had a shower the water flooded the bathroom every single time we used it. Even with the shower curtain around the base of the shower.. The toilet never flushed either.. We then left the room to go Down to the pool.. We found a lift on the way which we wasn't aware was there after climbing 3 flights of stairs. When we stepped into the lift it was filthy.. There was stuff dried on the lift door... We then got to the pool which we wasn't told where that was.. On 1st impressions it was OK but on closer inspection there was cat poo laying around and it stunk.. Noone seemed to be bothered about it laying there and having flies around it.. The sunbeds were filthy and the pool area around the pool was acceptable.. We then had a drink which was limited to people that had booked all inclusive.. They were very weak too... The bar person was hardly behind the bar so couldn't get a drink when we wanted one so we spent most of the time in our room drinking tea because we hired or bought everything we needed to make a drink.. We had lunch and dinner in the restaurant and every meal we had it was stone cold and what you didn't have for breakfast and lunch it was all mixed up for dinner into something else but every meal we had was disgusting and cold.. We had to go out and eat because most days this was the case.. Also the staff were not dressed nice.. Noone had a uniform On or badges with their names on so we didn't know if they worked there or just a guest.. Non of the staff spoke to us the whole time we were there either.. There was only a disco that lasted 2 hours and on another night there was some dancers which were there less than an hour.. When we decided to go out of the hotel we got in a van that was ridiculous but it was helpful when we went out because the hill where the hotel is situated was on a ridiculously steep hill so it's not advisable if you have mobility problems.. I actually saw one person on his hands and knees trying to get up the hill because he couldnt get up it by foot