Gästanvändare
23 juli 2024
What might it smell like if Shrek opened a dive bar, you ask? Inhale the answer at the Super 8 Manistee, where every room is infused with a pungent, proprietary odor of swampy cigarette. The hard, gritty floors offer a fossil record of the carpet that once covered this hotel, but any softness has long since worn away and shoes are recommended at all times. The saying "nature always finds a way" has rarely been more true than in the grotto-like bathrooms, where guests willing to brave the stagnant air can observe a variety of lichens and slime molds thriving in extreme conditions. Each room comes equipped with a gunky, warm water faucet, a slippery television remote and a brown arm chair that doubles as a convenient cigarette extinguisher and soup absorber.
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