Garden Rooms

Tldr: I totally love this place. I was really surprised to learn the hotel was built in 1993, I had it marked as 20 years before that. The building, the signage, the fittings, even the coffee cups have a dapple of disco era cool. You can easily imagine some heavy boned made guy in smugglers and a ten tonne 'tache entertaining, I dunno, Claudia Cardinal at the swim up bar. I bet there were scenes. Now, though, the laminate is peeling and the cistern trickles insouciantly. Breakfast is a nespresso and a slice of cake from Lidl, but that's all you need after two gallons of fizzy wine, right? The staff are perfectly good natured as they go about doing the least they could possibly do. But you don't come here to enjoy the present, you come here to breathe the glory of the recent past. Prisencolinensinainciusol alright?

Era un albergo che dava tutti i servizi di un 4 stelle, non distante dalla tangenziale di Catania e con un bel giardino pieno di piante grasse. Oggi praticamente non ci sono servizi: la colazione è impossibile perché mancano sia il bar sia il ristorante, la reception termina alle 22 e quindi non si può arrivare tardi. E ‘ rimasto solo il giardino.