Dump. Enjoy cheap furniture but tired of the smooth look of laminate? No problem! Everything is beyond chipped and falling apart! You love patio chairs for a desk chair? Perfect fit! They offer 8 oz plastic chairs that come with a drainage hole in the seat in case it rains inside! Don’t like eating or drinking on Saturdays? A great place to begin a diet because everything is closed! You say you love the look of plastic thats so old it’s turned yellow? This is your place! Do you adore that plush feeling underfoot? Great news! They have indoor/outdoor carpeting in your bedroom! Tired of that pesky chambermaid cleaning the place? Super! They provide you with your very own toilet brush and sponges! (No cleanser necessary!) Who doesn’t love a fresh cup of coffee in the morning? Well you’re in luck! They have a coffee maker right in your room. (Unfortunately, no coffee or filters available and good luck finding a grocery market.) The balcony really was nice, you can hear all the fun industrial sounds of factories all day and night!
Don’t try calling the front desk because there’s no phone or USB station to charge your devices.
Have a super stay!
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