Calimera Hane Garden Hotel

hotel was nice, room was nice and clean but no entertainment and unless your german i wouldn’t stay at this hotel, food was catered completely for the german people all we could stomach was chips, we were the only british people there and were made to feel like we shouldn’t be there even the staff spoke to us in german felt completely out of place wouldn’t stay again

Thank god i only had to stay 1 night at this terrible hotel. We check in with My wife and 2 Kids, its really hot outsite and we just want to hop in the pool, but Even though there wasn't many People in the pool, we could not find Any sunbeds. The staff is not help full at All, our room was so noisy it was right next to the elevator, i Even called reception in the night and he Said your only staying for 1 night so he cant help me. For your own good stay away..

This is a hard review as the hotel was good the staff were friendly and helpful the food was good and varied. The rooms were clean there was a bus to take you to the beach which was lovely and food there with beds and cushions. A couple of bad things was our room was too noisy and there were never any pool beds left as they were taken up by people saving them very early all day and never using them. I went to the pool and actually saw most of the beds just with towels on but never used and also people taking more beds than needed or for a tshirt or shoes. unfortunately loveholidays who I booked via. Disgusting. Should not be advertising this holiday at all for English people. This hotel is not for English people. Only 1 member of staff spoke English and she struggled. We were the only English family. The entertainment was only in German and having a 4 year old this made it very hard work as she couldn’t understand the staff and they didn’t speak English they only spoke German. We tried to put her into the mini club but it wasn’t any good any she couldn’t communicate with them or they with her. Overall a very very disappointing holiday that was supposed to be a family holiday which was not fun for her or us. Our room overlooked the pool bar which was a disaster we asked to have a new room but got told it was only once a week but they just said that as they couldn’t understand us they would just laugh. as it was karaoke night which was just ridiculous as all jn German chanting shouting till 2 am again trying to get a 4 year old to sleep is not good. The karaoke was on twice I. A week and the loud chanting and shouting in German was awful. In fact parts of the hotel had only German writing no English. One evening during the children entertainment they called out to ask anyone from Germany anyone from Poland. But England wasn’t even mentioned. I wouldn’t recommend this hotel to anyone who isn’t from Germany. It ruined our holiday as we couldn’t join in or understand anything we didn’t know when anything was on there were no lists of activities. So I have the hotel a 4 star as it’s not their fault it’s all German. But they need to re think the room allocation for people with young families. Also the pool situation. I was waiting for my taxi home at 4 am in the lobby I saw 3 different men going to the pool to put their towels on the pool beds. This explains why there were never any beds available. Disgusting and selfish people. I would not go here again or recommend it.